this has nothing to do with this except it is funny and these two <horse collars> tic tac and fudd are making my side hurt
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)